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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 452 - Heinie Burp Culture

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

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HELLO. Here we are. Just the D.A.W.G.Z. catchin' up. What a blessing! This cast is very hot tbh. I think you guyz are going to like it. Please enjoy. God bless you all.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

My gosh, oh we're live. Yeah, yeah, Gardini hot Mike does Gardini

0:05.5

Finally, I was taking my clothes off dude. He hot Mike to and I had to put on the Versace dude

0:11.4

How could you tell you where anything else? I'll be honest man. I bought this as a as a bit before

0:17.9

Before the UFC fight. Yeah, I felt like a fucking moron the whole time all night

0:23.6

I thought I saw the picture. I said that looks so good on you. I felt I mean now you see it in person

0:28.6

How's it look great? I think it sure looks great on you. I think you're nothing but Versace

0:33.2

I think I should how do you pronounce it for say see for say no, I say I can't even pronounce nothing

0:39.6

So that's actually for say see no, I think it's Versace. Yeah, but I felt like a real dumb ass

0:45.7

Why then I was sitting?

0:47.2

Because I was just definitely would you buy in a casino or you out at there's shops at

0:53.0

Caesars palace, right? Isn't that what it's called? It's kind of cool though. That's like a gold brick

0:57.5

You could literally trade that shirt and have sex with a lady a prostitute

1:01.5

But you could at any point shed give her the shirt off your back now. I'm shirtless and leave a

1:06.8

Not on her

1:08.4

You could trade this for one ejaculation. Yeah, you that's not bad though

1:11.7

Just walking around the and that's not just an ejaculation. That would be yeah, that would be a thigh squeeze or just

1:19.7

What have I done? Oh, you're going to college with this right?

1:24.1

You said to see your beautiful

1:25.8

Tell you what I felt like tell you what I felt like wearing this

1:28.9

Sitting there drinking a beer

1:30.9

looking like a fucking idiot and people were because we were sitting

1:34.9

I was in rogan gave me the CT sit like so I'm right there on the cage and people are sometimes against where I'm sitting

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