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This is the podcast for July 27, 2018. It's not safe for work. Recorded live and fresh out of Twitter jail, where we never believe anything we read or see really happened anyway. It's the professional left with Drift Glass, welcome home from Twitter jail.

You know, honey, it was you waiting for me on the outside.

It was the knowledge that you were waiting for me.

That sustained me during my time of trouble.

Mm-hmm.

It was hard. It was hard. I'm not going to lie. There were waiting for me. That sustained me during my time of trouble. It was hard.

It was hard.

I'm not going to lie.

There were many lonely minutes in Twitmo.

Apparently, we on the inside call it Twitmo now.

I see.

Wow, Twitmo.

I was surprised, actually, at how many people responded to my announcement that you were in Twitter jail with, he popped his cherry.

Is that only the first time? Because I've been in Twitter jail dozens of times and so forth.

Rude Pundit told me that I got his cell, basically. So he was in over the weekend. And it was for, I mean, anyone who's out there who spends any time at all during a day waiting through the chest deep open sewer that is Twitter, because it also does carry trending news and important information and the running catalog of madness of the

president's stupid. I got thrown in Twitter jail for referring to Bill Maher as a whore.

That was it. The reason I know that is because they sent me that tweet. And it literally was

like, you know, 25 characters long.

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