Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

Welcome to Jordan Jesse go. I'm your host Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan Morris a man who's apple fit perfectly in his cup holder on the way over

Oh, wow. Yeah, it's maybe a little bit of an involved new nickname, but

Let's be honest. It's no more ridiculous sticky. It's catchy. Well, I mean

It's literally sticky inside your cup holder now. Well, no, here's the deal when I say it fit. I mean it

It hovered like it didn't go down completely into the cup holder, but it

It braced you know what I'm saying? Do you can you picture this apple? Yeah, but did you have to eat like a halo around the top of the apple?

Yeah, I couldn't eat too low on the apple right so I had to you know there was a certain

There was an area which I had to stay above

But I did it and that fucking apple stayed in the cup holder the whole ride over well

That's what they call eating high on the apple sure

You know you got to eat high on the apple absolutely. Yeah, if you want the old wife to eat low on the banana

Maybe I'm saying

Oh, I don't have a wife

Anyway, welcome to Jordan Jesse go to show about broken dreams and halo apples

Mm-hmm. I'm I'm really excited about this. I'm so happy for you with your apple. Thanks man

What can I ask what kind of apple standard red baby?

So it was a real garbage apple, but it worked out okay

Hmm, you know, I did I was about to defend the apple because I enjoyed it, but

Toward the end of the process. I hit a melee part kind of ruined the whole thing. What cafeteria did you get this apple from?

This is a just you did you know that I'm in show business. Oh, I you know what I had heard yeah that you were in

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