I went to the danger zone a.k.a. hook it up with a frack guy with no condom.

They should make the honesty that you make that a condom commercial that they should use

that song from top gun.

I went to the danger zone they should have Tom Cruise right and then as soon as it comes

out he's like f18s are cool but but teen pregnancy isn't wrap it up and stay fresh

or something and then he rides off on his fucking motorcycle literally though I saw the new

top gun movie quite obviously I have my shades on right now I just I just felt like I needed

to get into character okay I feel like I am top gun alright I'm not going to lie to you

dude I saw that scene the scene which by the way this isn't a sport is the first top

gun where like he rides his little sport bike then an f18 flies by dude I almost gizzed

in my fucking pants which by the way terrible for me to see that movie because I used to

always my entire family and most people that I know when I was younger I was like motor

cycles are so cool and then like you know it an ant of mine or something would be like

oh yeah you think motor cycles are so cool you know fucking kill yourself I'm like whoa

that's a really weird thing to tell an eight year old now they're not as cool thanks I

don't know why would you say that it's weird you know like you bring it up why do people

do that by the way with motorcycles I don't know if any of you also know people like this

like motorcycles it's like an exception where people anytime you bring them up they always

have some like wild story you'll be sitting there you'd be like I don't know I was thinking

maybe spice up my life again get a motorcycle somebody hears that they're like oh yeah

my fucking cousin had wasn't even he sat he sat on a motorcycle then he started doing

crack and then we've never heard from him again okay okay so I don't think those are correlated

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