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Okay, so we've recorded this episode Sunday night while the Critics' Choice Awards were airing.

And you'll hear towards the end of the episode in the middle of our heated rivalry discussion

when Timothy wins and then thanks Kylie in his acceptance speech, we are reacting in real time

and just absolutely losing our minds.

Like, I think we both malfunctioned. But now that it's been 24 hours and the dust has kind of settled,

we just wanted to come on here for a minute and like process it with a clear head.

I feel like this is such an important way to start it off because in the episode,

you'll hear us having a discussion about which story to start with.

And it is the most important clarification that at that point in time, when we were saying,

like, should we start with Kylie and Timothy, all we knew about was the Palm Springs Film Festival.

This Critics Choice Award situation was not even a glimmer in our eyes.

Right. Like, there is not a world in which if this was happening that we

would not have started with it. And I say in the beginning of the episode, like, by the way,

the Critics Choice Awards are happening right now. So some red carpet footage will probably happen

while we're recording. Never in my wildest dreams did I even consider the possibility that he was both going to win? Thank her in his

speech and then cut to the reaction of her responding. I am sorry. I need to just read this one more

time verbatim. He says, thank you to my partner of three years. Thank you for our foundation.

I love you. I couldn't do this without you. Thank you from

the bottom of my heart. Camera pans to her where she is mouthing. I love you. Like literally end

scene. We can all die happy. It's so funny that we came on here to have like a sort of calm

discussion now that the dust has settled and it's been

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