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From Meat Eaters World News headquarters in Bozeman, Montana,

this is Cow's Week in Review with Ryan Cal-Alla. Here's Cal.

A Wyoming Small Claims Court recently dismissed a suit by a jilted lover who had spent $6,000

on his sweetheart's tickets for a hunting safari in Zimbabwe. Only to have her back out at the last minute,

she argued that she didn't know about the plans when the tickets were bought

and would have said no if she had known.

It's not every day that you see a lover's quarrel

with an African elephant trophy on the line.

A couple wrinkles in this case.

First, both parties in the case have the last name Weber,

but you spell Nina

Weber with two Bs and Scott Weber with one. Next, Nina Weber is a Wyoming state rep, which raises

the profile of this spat even further. So what were each of these hunters of the heart arguing?

Nina said that her legislative calendar would have

prevented her from traveling during the hunt season. She also wouldn't have accepted the

Sfarie invitation because the last one the couple had gone on in 2003 had been a fiasco. Among

the lurid details, a black mamba apparently infiltrated their camp, the son of the cook stole from the guests,

and Nina alleges that a group of Zimbabweans who had never seen a blonde woman before began chanting the words

white witch in their native language when they saw her. Now, to me, that makes for a darn good story.

To each their own.

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