Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series real-time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you for the honor.

It's nice to show. Thank you. I love you too. Thank you, Frank.

Thank you so much.

I still come back every year.

Thank you very much. I know.

I love you too. Thank you. That is such a boy. You know what? I was reluctant to end my vacation, but that makes it worthwhile.

I was in Hawaii. It was so relaxing until the missile alert came in. Right on the phone. Did you see this shit?

Not a drill. Surrey, where could I get new underwear?

You know, Hawaiians are so laid back. People were just so down their phone, they just swiped left.

I saw one guy who texted, new phone. Who is?

But happy new season, happy new year. It's 2018. Oh my gosh.

2018 on the Chinese calendar is the year of the shithole.

This is the thing about Dutton. I'm going crazy already.

But this is the thing about Donald Trump. He just says shithole. Everybody laughs at that.

But actually changes real stuff because that was the immigration deal they were trying to do.

And now they're going to cut down the government waiting on that right now, live Friday night, because Donald Trump, you know, he wants to change the immigration process.

He says, why can't we do immigration? We're like the way I got Melania by using a catalog.

He actually said that we should bring in more people from Norway.

And today, Norway responded. They said, thank you, pass.

So now we have this government shutdown looming and it is a stalemate because the Democrats are not budging on the dreamers.

And the Trump is even more dead set about a stupid wall because his chief of staff, John Kelly, went on TV this week.

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