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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 445: The Plop with Louis Virtel

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and writer Louis Virtel joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of early sexual education experiences, how great Dolly Parton is, Jim Carrey's comedy legacy, and rental car companies "upgrading" to worse cars.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective. How are you friend?

0:15.5

I'm doing all right. Did a nice time at Max Funconnys boy. Howdy. Did I I had a I had a lovely time?

0:22.2

Mm-hmm. I had a blast sure the polka nose. Mm-hmm. I did a little hiking this year. Uh-huh

0:29.0

Did you hike to the waterfall? I hiked to the waterfall. Mm-hmm.

0:33.2

It was lovely. It was about chest high. I was I was

0:37.4

Anticipating something I could bathe in. Uh-huh

0:41.0

Couldn't really because someone could have curled into a ball and rolled underneath it someone pitched us bathing

0:47.2

And it someone said that they had hiked out there and then wished they had brought a bathing suit so they could jump in

0:51.5

Sure, they must have been being hyperbolic. Yeah, I I don't I got there with you know

0:57.3

Thinking to myself. Hey like just let the you know, let the feeling overtake you and

1:03.7

You know do what comes natural if you feel like bathing in the waterfall don't you know feel bad about shedding your clothes

1:10.5

You know God made you this way. You're beautiful. I'm saying all this to myself. Right. It's an opportunity to be reborn in Christ Jesus sure

1:18.4

Yes, exactly

1:20.8

Hey, I a self-baptism if you will yeah

1:24.7

And then I got there and it was about it was about chest high the waterfall and the the area around it was very slimy

1:33.9

So I'm like I guess I could strip down roll across slime rocks and under the waterfall

1:41.3

But it seemed like kind of an ordeal. So I just like appreciated it

1:45.1

blah-blah nature blah-blah we're also small and then headed back

1:49.3

You know what I would have done and I'm not telling you how to live your life Jordan no

1:53.2

The last thing I want to do is tell you how to live your life your old man

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