Hello, good morning, captain. Ha ha ha.

It's you. There's that guy. It's been too long. It feels like it's been too long.

We had a big American holiday there. It hasn't been a while.

Oh, man. I am pretty proud of myself.

Did you get everything you wanted for Thanksgiving?

Did you open all your Thanksgiving presents?

Yeah, yeah. I also started by and jarred gravy just as a backup.

No, oh my god. Tell me more because I will have a lot of thoughts on this.

Well, here's the problem. So Monday, we do practice Thanksgiving.

We like to have, you know, we have theme nights, theme dining nights.

Sure. And one of ours is, you know, kind of like a practice Thanksgiving.

Fun, fun Thanksgiving when it's not Thanksgiving.

I like this.

Yeah. So last week, early last week, before the day of turkeys,

we had, you know, our own little private three person.

My wife made a really nice Thanksgiving-ish dinner just for the family.

And it was really good. There were lots of leftovers.

But alas, even though we had a quart of human gravy, we blew through it all.

And then when it came time for leftovers, I got no gravy. And what's the point?

Right.

I mean, nothing to get to my wife, but, you know, the, the gravy was today and good.

And I realized it's not her fault.

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