This Sunday, well, Mark a year since women took to the streets around the world for a march against something or other known sure what.

The women all wore pink hats meant to represent their vaginas.

As a waiter remind us that the vaginas, the entrance into the womb, which in Greek is called the hysteria, which is where we get the word hysterical.

So in general, when you see a woman wearing a hat that represents her vagina, it's a good bet she's totally nuts.

Witness Crazy Lady Ashley Judd reading this poem at the march.

He respected we are here to be nasty.

I'm nasty like my blood stains on my bed sheets.

We don't actually choose if and when to have our periods believe me if we could some of us would.

We don't like throwing away our favorite pairs of underpants.

Please tell me why are pads and tampacks still taxed?

Ooh, that was a brand name.

Why are tampons and pads still taxed when Viagra and Rogaine are not is your.

And really more than protecting the sacred messy part of my womanhood is the blood stain on my jeans.

More embarrassing than the sinning of your hair.

Yes, and speaking of hysteria on this day in 1919, Congress ratified the 18th Amendment banning the sale of alcohol.

This was known as prohibition and it ushered in an era of lawlessness and gangsterism known as the Roaring Twenties.

That was also the result of another women's movement, the temperance movement, which was led by this woman.

Carrie Nation, who used to go into saloons and bust them up with an axe so she didn't need a pink hat to remind us she was hysterical.

She just was.

Before that, right around this time of year in 1692, a group of girls and Massachusetts began spreading the false accusations that led to the sale in witch trials, which in turn led to the wrongful deaths of some 25 people, two of them children, who died in prison.

The incident is one of the most famous instances of what's known as mass hysteria from the Greek road, hysteria, meaning uterus, which were reminded of when we see a woman marching with a pink hat.

The moral of these stories is that whenever large groups of women gather together and start screaming about anything, everyone who is in any way connected to government should stop doing whatever they're doing and lie low until they go away.

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