4.8 • 9.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2023
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | Let me ask all over my goodness gracious man. Well, me easy my goodness gracious man Matthew. How are you pretty good, dude? |
0:07.1 | I got I got a lot of rave reviews about last week's podcast a lot of people said it was a |
0:11.8 | They liked it. Yeah a lot of people said it is I did the stand-up comedy shows and Denver people said hey |
0:16.7 | I like this week's episode. I said hey, thanks guys. Thanks fellas. Appreciate you for that. It's nice to get some positive feedback |
0:21.7 | You got a positive feedback once in a fucking blue moon you get in real life you get positive feedback real life |
0:26.1 | You do get positive feedback very rarely does somebody come up to you and go |
0:32.4 | That sounds like the guy I hope he's not faking but he definitely is he always says his hand is pocket |
0:37.5 | There's no way he's got the fartmeister. What a good fartmeister though dude |
0:42.2 | They used to make those fart machines and they sucked. I know I |
0:45.8 | Guess technology's probably get a real deal. Chat it for GBT |
0:50.5 | No, no, no, no, make it so I shit myself. Make it sound like I'm shitting so I can run by people in Central Park |
0:57.8 | That's the best way it worked. It worked for me. Yeah |
1:01.4 | At first I thought they were real and I was like this is the funniest dude of all time. Yeah |
1:05.4 | Then I quickly realized I was stupid. Well the first one will get you though. Oh my god |
1:10.0 | I got it. Yeah, farted in the tunnel in Central Park. That's easy. It's just Hollywood magic after that |
1:14.3 | You go. Oh, it's just holly weird. Dooped. This is holly weird dude |
1:18.5 | This guy's a phony dude. He's a fucking cell. It was only been real farts. I |
1:23.8 | Want to smell them. We're just talking about a guy. I was looking I was on Instagram just |
1:28.3 | Crying lap. I got in the back of an Uber yesterday and cried left |
1:31.8 | for 15 straight minutes |
1:33.9 | To a fake fart machine. It'll get you man. Yeah, it's a I mean they remain the funniest things |
1:41.4 | Yeah, real or fake. Yeah, the way the way in those videos that women like |
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