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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 443: Horse Dick on a Pony with Dave Shumka

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2016

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Dave Shumka joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Steve Urkel's catchphrases, Jordan's experience getting insulted by a hotel worker, and Ivanka Trump's ex-boyfriend – socialite Bingo Gubleman. Plus, Dave explains the 90's Dork-folk Revolution in Canada and the guys decide which Maroon 5 member they like most.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.3

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective. Are you friend doing good? You look sporty

0:17.8

I guess I've been playing sports. I came right from rugby really. Yes. You've taken up rugby. Yeah

0:24.2

Sevens nines or elevens. I don't remember what the different kinds of rugby only sevens and eleven. Shut up

0:30.6

No one knows who you are yet

0:33.1

They're gonna be upset to hear a voice that they've never heard before because everyone downloads podcast

0:40.9

And you interrupted would we Jesse's gonna ask okay?

0:44.3

This was gonna be fucking hilarious. Here's what you interrupted. Yeah, Jesse asked me again about the rugby numbers

0:49.3

Hey Jordan. Yes, and I want to be cold on a second Jordan sure

0:54.2

Keep your fucking mouth shut Dave

0:57.2

This is I said shut the fuck up Dave Jimmy part is nicer

1:08.1

Jordan yes, what kind of rugby sevens nines elevens only sixty nine

1:13.2

See up top my brother. Oh boom. It's what Jimmy Fartos says

1:18.2

So Jimmy Fartos says when someone says that number. Mm-hmm. Just sexual number. Oh, yeah, do you guys like that for sex?

1:26.1

Sixty nine. Yeah, is anyone successfully sexy nine before or the fine success?

1:32.5

Wait guys. Yes, and yes

1:36.2

Sixty nine is great

1:38.2

I don't really know how the different how it works. I

1:42.4

Think it's a height. I think you have yeah, no, you have to be of complex when I was when I was dating George Murazon

1:49.2

It was horrible

1:54.0

Yeah, I guess it's a really a matter of matching torsos sure. Yeah, and yeah, your generals have to line up

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