Ep. #443: Col. Jack Jacobs, Graeme Wood
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2017
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill. |
| 0:06.0 | Okay, thank you very much. |
| 0:09.0 | I know, it's exciting. |
| 0:11.0 | I know, you're welcome. |
| 0:13.0 | You're welcome. |
| 0:15.0 | And I think I know why you're high. |
| 0:18.0 | You'd say it every week, but this time I really made it. |
| 0:20.0 | Why you're happy today? Trump has left the country. |
| 0:23.0 | Oh. |
| 0:24.0 | I feel lighter already. |
| 0:28.0 | This must be how parents feel when they send their kids off to summer camp. |
| 0:32.0 | You know, just... |
| 0:34.0 | But it's a 12-day trip to Asia, 12 days. |
| 0:38.0 | And somebody asked Trump before, he said, |
| 0:39.0 | Who's in charge while you're gone? |
| 0:41.0 | And he said, Who's in charge when I'm here? |
| 0:44.0 | So... |
| 0:47.0 | But he's going to China, Japan, the Philippines, Vietnam, South Korea. |
| 0:55.0 | All the countries with factories that make his make America great again hats. |
| 1:02.0 | Of course, China is the big one. |
| 1:06.0 | He wants to study their wall. |
| 1:09.0 | No, he does. |
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