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This is the podcast for May 25, 2018. It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from the Cornfield Resistance, where we are recording this a little earlier than usual.

And, well, we're moving along and we'll see what happens.

There are certain circumstances that we want.

And frankly, I think we'll get those circumstances.

And if we don't have the podcast, and frankly, it has a chance to be a great podcast, a great podcast for

Springfield and a great podcast for the world. If it doesn't happen, maybe it'll happen later.

Maybe it'll happen on a different time. But we'll see. We're talking. The podcast is scheduled,

as you know, for May 25th from here in the middle of Middle America. And whether or not it

happens, you'll be knowing pretty soon, but we're talking right now,

and we'll see what happens. It's the professional lab for the drip glass at BlueGal.

Hi there, Drift Glass.

Yeah. I felt my, I hope my IQ dropping exponentially, just as I was saying.

As the president of the United States, asterisk is speaking, you feel your IQ dropping, yes.

I do.

I do.

And we're recording this.

We are, in fact, we're recording this on Wednesday, not on Friday, because we have travels.

Right.

We have to go see my two sisters,

and I want to thank everyone who said nice things about my sister to me over the course of the past

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