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Ep 441: Hey! You got the same eyes as me!

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3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Opie doesn't need promo codes he just flashes his baby blues.  Wheelin and dealing at the Apple Store.  Also, a hilarious flashback story with Carl Ruiz, making new friends on the streets of nyc and much more!

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0:00.0

This episode of the OP Radio Podcast sponsored by Manscaped.

0:05.0

Go to manscaped.com, use the promo code OP-O-P-I-E to get 20% off and free shipping.

0:14.0

We're talking about razors for your balls and all sorts of other stuff for the nose and ear hair.

0:20.0

Got the ball wipes and just lovely, lovely things. Manscaped.com, promo code OP-O-P-I-E to get 20% off and free shipping.

0:50.0

What's going on everybody? I find myself sitting in my car so I said you know what? Do a podcast.

1:01.0

I got to sit in my car for an hour and a half. Yeah New York City parking is a big pain in the ass.

1:08.0

We've gone over it on the podcast and when you do find a spot it's glorious until you have to move it.

1:15.0

The reason you got to move it is because the street sweepers come on by. It's the biggest scam going in New York City because basically what they really want is to catch you not moving your damn car.

1:27.0

So all the meter maids can wander up and down these streets and give tickets all day long because the city doesn't care if these streets are clean.

1:36.0

The sweeper comes by right? Giant brushes and it's just spraying the dirt and the pebbles and the dog poop and rat carcasses just to the other side of the street.

1:50.0

It doesn't actually clean the damn street. So here I am just sitting for the next hour and a half.

1:57.0

If the street sweeper comes by a lot of times they don't even come on by but you just got to sit in your car for an hour and a half and then you're good for a few days as far as

2:05.0

parking your car here in New York City. All right let's turn on the Instagram and see what's going on to date.

2:12.0

What's going on big Papa how are you fish guy photos? What's up? What's up Ken Mosca and who else we got rolling into the room?

2:21.0

Gar car and Rafael what's going on? Cut that hair. I ain't cutting my hair.

2:28.0

Why do I have to cut my hair to look pretty for you? No thank you one fine floor. What's up right back at you man?

2:35.0

So yeah I'm sitting here in my car because it's all to the inside of the street parking day. Biggest scam going in New York City.

2:43.0

Basically they force you to move your car every few days and basically what that's about.

2:48.0

They're hoping that you don't move your car. They're hoping you forgot. They're hoping that you're not near your car.

2:53.0

So then the damn meter mates can go wandering up and down the side streets giving out tickets all day long.

3:00.0

And it's under the guys that you know these streets need to be cleaned. So you get a street sweeper that comes by every once in a while with those giant brushes.

3:09.0

And they're just spraying pebbles and dirt and dog poo and everything else just to the other side of the street.

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