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🗓️ 8 August 2016
⏱️ 91 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free |
0:05.1 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you |
0:10.4 | It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm the host of the program Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart |
0:15.9 | Jordan Morris boy detect what's wrong Jordan? We're starting on a bad note. I am a little low-key |
0:21.9 | Yeah, because in the car on the way over. Uh-huh. I ate an entire |
0:26.2 | Plastic container of watermelon spears |
0:31.2 | Too many spears. Oh boy classic problem too many spears right it's going to affect my performance today, right? |
0:42.3 | I'm sure you'll you know you'll hear you'll hear it in my voice. It's the voice of a man who ate too many spears |
0:49.6 | Just just a bit of a water log. Yeah |
0:53.0 | It's a little bit woof. Yeah, I got I got extra water weight |
0:57.4 | Uh-huh. I got a bad case of sweet tongue. Sure because these were sweet melons |
1:03.2 | These spears I love them. I know I should have stopped |
1:07.3 | Halfway through I'm like oh man. I've been mindlessly eating these spears for 15 minutes |
1:12.4 | And I got to stop man. I love those spears |
1:16.0 | Jordan, can I ask you a serious question? Yeah, I guess I know we're having a lot of fun talking about spears here |
1:22.0 | Are you a man that given the choice of a jug of sliced fruit will always go with a watermelon jug? |
1:30.7 | A jug of sliced fruit. Yeah, don't you get like a like a pale |
1:35.9 | Yeah, spears. Yeah, and then will you always go with watermelon? |
1:42.3 | No, I mean mangoes out there mangoes great. I won't pass up a mango if we're talking about a |
1:49.4 | Man or a lady with a cart. You're gonna want to get a lot of mixed fruit. You're gonna put some hickum in there |
1:54.2 | I'm so you want the full mix. Yeah, but this was just this is a regional and this for our audience that does not live here in |
2:01.2 | Southern California. This is a one of the best things about living in Los Angeles |
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