Welcome to Monday. If you take a look at your favorite news source today, you'll notice a very bizarre phenomenon.

There's no bad news in America. Nobody's oppressed. The economy is doing well.

ISIS is in retreat. No one is abusing the organs of government to get it ordinary citizens.

The way Obama did with the IRS, crime is down. Taxes are down. So, of course, the media spent the weekend

attacking the president of the United States. Here's what the media knows about Donald Trump so far.

Donald Trump never wanted to be president. That's why he colluded with Russia to become president

because he wanted it so badly, though he didn't want it. This shows that Donald Trump is mentally

unbalanced, and in support of that, we have the reliable testimony of left-wingers dressed up as

vaginas and screaming at the sky. The press has been totally fair to Donald Trump, and if anyone

says they haven't, they'll be shouted down, cut off, and escorted out of the studio.

And Donald Trump is stupid and stupidly defeated every candidate who opposed him,

and then stupidly defeated the most qualified person ever to run for president, because that's

how stupid he was. He didn't even know that she was smarter than he was and supposed to win.

Now, when it comes to Trump's morals, of course, who better to speak about morality than Hollywood?

Last night at the Golden Globes, all the women who knew that Harvey Weinstein was a sexual predator

and continually covered up for him dressed in black at the Golden Globes to protest the fact

that they covered up for Harvey Weinstein. They now demand that they stop doing that,

which is why they're wearing those fetching black gowns. So, the news media that attacks Trump's

honesty is talking complete nonsense, the entertainment industry that attacks Trump's morals,

has no morals, and the resistance that attacks Trump's mental stability is dressed up as a vagina.

Like I said, welcome to Monday. There's no bad news. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin,

and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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