Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah, all right. All right. What a crowd.

Wow, I'm so very much.

No, no. I'm glad you're in a good mood. Let's get right to the disasters.

Oh, right. I mean Puerto Rico Las Vegas Donald Trump.

We had a rough week and he does not make it better. You know, you've heard that term first responders.

He's got a new thing, worst responder. He finally went to Puerto Rico a week after this storm.

He said he would have come earlier except his hairdresser told him it was too dangerous.

You don't want the wind to that thing. But, and he lands on the island like Ponce de Leon.

And, you know, the natives immediately said, can we have the hurricane back?

And then he asked this many, it says the first thing he says, I hate to tell you Puerto Rico,

but you throw in our budget a little out of whack.

We spent a lot of money here in Puerto Rico. That is so Trump.

I know you've had the worst time ever in your whole life. Let me just pull up your account.

Then he calls the mayor who's just asking for help a nasty woman and throws paper towels to the crowd.

And then he says it's not a real catastrophe like Katrina.

And they said, well, you're not a real president like Obama.

So, are you starting to see a pattern that the most important thing that has to happen

when there is disaster is Trump being praised.

The other thing he said, as soon as he hit the ground in Puerto Rico, the governor says,

giving us very high grades.

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