Ep 44 - Taking Edibles And Learning The Secrets Of The Universe (Plus How To Get Better At Low Stakes Poker, How Patch Deals Work At The WSOP, And More)

Cracking Aces

Barstool Sports

Sports, Leisure, Games

4.6 • 887 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back! A new Tuesday episode is up and today we talk: Jake shares the ridiculous amount they pay you to wear a patch when you're deep in the Main Event (0:00-5:15), Nate recaps his weekend at the charity event in DC and grades Phil Helmuth's emcee skills (5:15-8) and then we talk about the important stuff, taking too many edibles and hallucinating on a train (8-22:00), Jake talks about crushing 25/50 over the weekend (22-25:00), we discuss the Jen Tilly quads vs straight flush (25-30:20), answer a DM about beating low stakes cash and overall just improving your poker game (30:20-43:00), and we close the show be reading the best iTunes 5 star reviews (43:00-end). Enjoy!

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0:00.0	What's up, Cracking Ace's listeners? You can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify, and Prime
0:07.2	members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:10.8	We gotta get the show on the road, bro.
0:13.0	All right, started up.
0:15.0	What are we talking about today?
0:17.0	I don't know, chips.
0:19.0	Crazy, holding, calling. Welcome to the Cracken Aces's podcast. This is episode 44.
0:37.0	Shout out to some random NASCAR driver. I'm sure.
0:41.0	Actually, Jake, you know... I don't... I don't like the game because I don't know anybody's jersey number or sports numbers.
0:49.0	I really fucked up last week. Last week was 43 and like my favorite hockey player in the world
0:54.8	Stanley Cup champion Tom Wilson is number 43 and I completely blocked out the
0:59.5	fact that he wears 43 and that's why I said shout out to Richard Petty and then pretty bad
1:05.4	look that I forgot the number of like yeah that's a pretty big mistake on your
1:09.3	part but to be fair you've basically let everybody who listens to this podcast know how bad your memory is.
1:15.2	I've early onset and I don't say that as a joke.
1:18.2	They expect that.
1:18.8	I have rapid memory loss and it's no joke. But this is episode 44. I'm joined as always from his
1:28.7	palatial estate in Hoboken, New Jersey. He was a top 34 finisher in the 2015 W.S.O.P.
1:36.6	Main Event, Jacob Tool. I like top 34 finisher much better than 34th place finish here.
1:43.7	I'll have to come up with new ways to try to make your finish from five main events ago
1:50.0	sound better than it really was.
1:52.0	But I don't know, you got paid like $280,000 for it so it's not too bad. How much was that pay out?
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