It was in the Brawl Hyl podcast show, my name is Rob.

I am the delicious, nickelicious.

That was pretty good.

Hey Rob, do you know what happened to me the other day?

No, what happened to you?

I was laying there in the bed right before bedtime.

I leaned over to my wife and I said, hey, I think we should beat taters.

I think we should do a little glant, glant combat.

We should rub our p-holes together.

She said, you know what she said to me?

She said, my belly hurts.

And I said, well, my weiner hurts because there's a lot of pressure inside of it.

And she said, well, how about, how about I just rub your hair until you fall asleep?

I said, how about you rub my balls until I skid on these motherfucking sheets.

And then we'll just call it fair.

That's a good way to start an episode right there.

Hey, that's it.

That never happened.

It's we're recording this on April Fools.

So it doesn't matter what we say.

It doesn't matter what we do because we can back it up.

April Fools, I would never say anything that bad.

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