In this episode, I will spoil Star Wars just for Mathis, my producer.

I'm not actually going to do that.

But net neutrality has come to an end, which means that Armageddon is upon us.

All the children will die. The seals will wither in the sun.

All of the terrible things will happen.

Or maybe not, I will explain.

I'm Ben Shapiro. This is the Ben Shapiro show.

It's a Friday, so we're all in a good mood here around the office, and hence the Last Jedi reference. I've not seen it, so I can't spoil anything about Last Jedi, except I do

know that Luke's mechanical hand from Return of the Jedi has now been replaced with a flipper,

like a dolphin flipper. That's what I know about the movie. So if the spoiler alert, he has a

flipper for a hand. Okay, but in other news, net neutrality has come to an ignominious end,

and everyone is losing their mind. We're all going to die. Cats and dogs will live together.

The world will burst into flame. You'll have to choose between your two

firstborn children as to which one will be sacrificed to AOL and which one will be sacrificed to

Verizon. You will have to make these decisions. At least this is what we have learned in the last 24

hours after a set of regulations that really didn't end up doing much was just abolished by the FCC.

We'll get to all of that.

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