Ep.#437: 'Get The F**K Out Of My House' Season
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2021
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
It's an old school, post Super Bowl podcast and Doug is reflecting on a year of living in Covid times, another listener tragedy to report and Drunk Doug's message to Sober Doug.
Doug's new book, "No Encore For The Donkey" available exclusively at Audible.com - https://amzn.to/31uwvO0
Recorded March 08th, 2021 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Tracey (@egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
We have no idea what the future holds so get on the Mailing List at https://www.dougstanhope.com/. When we know, we'll let you know.
LINKS -
Mix Tape Time Machine Podcast with John Norris, Matt Collins and Ggreg Chaille - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mix-tape-time-machine-podcast/id1554596023
Whatever Spanky Podcast with Chris Hughes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDTvWybhvpQ
Visit the Stanhope Store - http://www.dougstanhope.com/store/
Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant
Photo Credit - Chaille
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I still do weird shit that I would never knew I would have probably done this my whole life if I hadn't gotten fired |
| 0:08.1 | But and to this day I think was that like a like they were guitos in North Jersey |
| 0:15.0 | Were they mobsters? They seemed like mobsters. So I remember the guy came down because I've watched you in the last two hours |
| 0:22.8 | You stalked two shelves. You smoked 18 cigarettes |
| 0:26.5 | And you ate three packages of fucking donuts you're fired |
| 0:39.5 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast |
| 0:45.3 | Like a light like a light. Yeah, like in the Mike's go live it lights up |
| 0:49.4 | I know, but we had one of those it said on air that we sold at the eBay yard sale |
| 0:53.9 | I'm sorry. Hey, welcome to round two of this podcast. I just really forgot to hit record and I I went into this swimmingly |
| 1:02.2 | I had confidence I I mean even though I was talking about what was in the moment |
| 1:08.2 | We're doing an old school podcast it feels like like a Christmas Eve |
| 1:13.6 | It's almost Chaley's birthday Eve. It's close to some holiday, but it's just me and Tracy and Chaley in the fun house |
| 1:22.2 | And this will this is the way God intended it |
| 1:30.6 | Adam and Steve and Eve |
| 1:34.6 | Paulie Amherst |
| 1:37.8 | I feel amorous, but I also just took not one but two edibles that doubled down tonight Chaley |
| 1:44.3 | But that was just yeah 20 minutes ago. I don't think it'll affect |
| 1:49.0 | Our permanent record will let you know |
| 1:54.4 | Yeah, we we've got we had such a role going we it was Chaley was just |
| 2:00.2 | Chastizing me about a gal that came to the the house yesterday that I just |
| 2:06.5 | Well, you know you you said that what you just said now you repeated it that oh, it's just me and |
| 2:12.4 | And and Chaley Tracy for a year now and it's like well, no, that's not that's not true |
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