This is Steve Dates.

The Steve Dates Show.

Oh yeah, welcome to the Steve Dates Show.

I am Jason Budschel Philanon for Steve Dates.

You know what, it's another crushing defeat for the matriarchy and another stunning win

for the patriarchy.

I mean, just a slam dunk for the patriarchy.

I de-throwned the great Sarah Gonzalez.

She's not in today.

Sent her to go make me a sandwich.

She's in the kitchen as we speak.

I might allow her to come back in a little bit later.

But my sandwiches are pretty, my standards are really high.

So she's got work to do.

So we'll see how she does.

But in all seriousness, she is saving the world for conservatism in that sense, saving

the entire country.

So she is busy right now, but she will probably back a little bit later in the show.

But again, if I let her out of the kitchen, that is.

You know, I'm not even going to mess around this morning.

I am going to go straight into it because I have got a load of stuff to talk about today.

And I know that you guys, because you guys are like me, you guys are, you guys are conservatist

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