EP 434: Saving Your Marriage & Successful Failure (Ft. KevOnStage)

Decisions, Decisions

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness

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🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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KevOnStage joins the crew to talk about his new book, “Successful Failure.” Then Kev tackles the struggles of being seen as “churchy” while still being human, and how movie theaters can feel a little too sinful. He opens up about meeting his wife back in 2000, their pandemic rough patch, and the hilarious Madden breakup attempt.

The conversation gets wild as they debate wings (blue cheese vs. ranch), pet play, cuckolding, age play, and erotic humiliation—complete with Kev’s unforgettable “Give me them feet, girl” moment.

Kev plays some “Hoeatry,” his wife tries to move another man in, Weezy’s broke-boy dating story, and why good d*ck will keep you from ever being homeless. Kev also shares his first time drinking (at 29!) & his infamous “doo doo” story.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:04.3	Well, I'll tell you when I was judging in the book. Yeah. Your wife was about to move a nigga in the house. My wife was about to move a nigga in the house. Excuse me. Yeah. Was it a family member? In the black community, that's really, there's a great. It's tricky. It's tricky. It's tricky. So she was like, yeah, my mom told him he could kind of stay with us for a while.
0:22.0	I was like yeah my mom told him he could kind of stay with us for a while i was like no she did it like i don't care she was like head but
0:30.9	you know what i'm saying he's like family i said that nigger ain't like family there's family and then
0:36.0	there's not family and i'm not even there i don't know him know him. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Never heard the name. And I live in L.A. with our son. And you want another man in the house making sandwiches? Welcome to Decisions Decisions. I don't think you should say decisions decisions. It sounded like you was talking to cursing.
0:55.4	You definitely say to welcome.
0:56.9	Welcome to the new podcast.
0:59.0	Oh, wait, you want to say together?
1:00.9	Decisions, decisions.
1:02.2	Hey guys.
1:07.1	Welcome to another episode of decisions.
1:08.5	Decisions.
1:28.1	I'm your girl, Mandy V, and I'm not going to do my A.K.A.s today because it would be respectful. Don't be respectful. Do your A.K.A. Well, I'm your girl, Madie V. A.k.a. Pagan Markle, aka. Peggy, buddy, aka. That bitch. Hey, everybody. I'm Weezy. And let the church say amen. Amen.
1:29.7	I grew up a Jewish girl.
1:33.6	They're down bad right now.
1:35.2	But what we do have in the building is loving, not Fetterline, more popularly known as Kevon Stage, not to be confused with Kevon Stage. You know what's crazy? I did used to think it was Kebon. So many people do. This is Kebaud Stage. Kevon. Yeah. Definitely about that because my first time seeing you, I think I mentioned when we were on your episode, was on a flight. Yeah. And I was like, well, I'm doing well because I'm next to Kevon. People are like, who is that? I did think you were cable, but we're from Florida. Well, there's also no, at this point, if you know me on social media, like, I'm very rarely to say Kevin i'd be like this kev on stage and people just know me oh kevon i guess they think
2:22.5	but kevon is a name but the thing that tripping out people who think stage is my real last name
2:27.7	or maybe it's thal and i'm like you ain't never met nobody whose last name is staged you
2:33.8	that could have an apostrophe.
2:35.2	It could have been Stahey.
2:36.6	Stop.
2:37.9	Wait, what kind of black are you?
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