Ep 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey
0:02.4	Welcome to the podcast
0:04.7	We're here live with Bert Christchurch and man a customer. How are you man? It's all bad. How are you?
0:12.7	Thank you
0:14.7	You send yourself up why fucking good boy. Yeah, they're looking good boy
0:22.4	Damn dude you want to know mustache good part look at good boy again. I was I was right cross bear
0:30.0	For a minute you were now I'm back. You look you do look good. Thanks fantastic
0:34.2	Tommy cut my hair last night did he really yeah, sober
0:38.6	Wait sober he was sober cut your hair allegedly
0:41.4	Wait, I would just come from dinner. Did I ever tell you about the time?
0:44.5	My my hairdresser fell off the wagon cut my hair. No, no
0:51.2	I this hairdresser he was
0:54.3	He's cool fuck you get only get him. He come into LA
0:57.1	I'm serious now Thursday
0:59.3	Cool as hell he was cool. He cut he cut
1:02.6	Ozzy Osborne's hair
1:04.7	Fucking Perry fells hair cut everyone's hair and he lived in he lived out of town
1:08.9	He'd come in once a month and you get a call like yo. He's in town doing a haircut
1:14.0	So Leanne dumps me right? It was very where we were first start dating. Oh, she dumped me. I'm fucking. I'm a wreck
1:20.7	I can't stop crying. Yeah, and he calls he goes you all in town
1:24.0	You want a haircut and I'm like crying on the phone. He's like I even swore on with you. I go
1:28.9	This chick I dumped me and I'm I'm fucked and he goes want you come and get a haircut
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