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the Cornfield Resistance, where our sponsors are 100% boycott proof. It's the professional left

with Drift Glass.

So, we are 100% boycott proof here at Cornfield Resistance.

One of our sponsors has ever been boycotted, not one.

No.

Not one time.

Well, you know, they really can't be drift glass.

The people where the good Lord split you, emergency farewell party supplies, they're good people.

They can't stop the business.

It just keeps coming.

And, you know, we're going to see more departures apparently.

And so they have the cakes, like you said, on the big, long conveyor belt,

heading straight to 1,600 Pennsylvania Avenue and giving everybody a cake all the time.

Well, they're working on some breakthrough technology there.

They're creating like a Mobius strip cake, which on one side says welcome to the White House and the other side

says you're fired.

And it just, whatever bite you take out of it, it just tastes like shit, no matter what...

That's it.

That's it.

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