Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

I think I, wow, what a happy crowd.

I think I know why you're happy because if Los Angeles gets nuked, we don't have the host the Olympic.

Traffic will be easy.

Now, are you nervous? People are nervous. People are nervous everywhere.

Judd not just here. Bill calls me today sedated himself. People are...

I mean, honestly, between the nasty tweets and the threatening statements and the escalating rhetoric, I mean, tensions are spinning out of control.

And that's just between Trump and Mitch McConnell.

I did.

But here's a little perspective. Now, the nuclear age began... I think this week, it was August, right around this time in 1945.

What do you think I was gonna say? When we dropped two bombs called Fat Man and Little Boy.

And this week, it came full circle with a different Fat Man and Little Boy.

Oh, yes. Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un, if you haven't read about it, are trying to see who has the bigger micro-penet.

I mean, that's what this is all about, isn't it? I mean, this whole conflict could be resolved by two hookers willing to lie.

That's all I'm saying.

And, you know, I just think someday these two assholes are gonna bump into each other at the hair club for tyrant.

And they're gonna realize, you know what? We're not so different, you and I. We both get out of our golden bed in the morning and put on our elastic waistband pants.

One... one pudgy leg at the time. But, uh, Kim Jong-un, if you're watching, and I know he's a big HBO fan.

Not the blackbusters. Tremay, he'd loved.

John from Cincinnati wanted to bring that back. He's crazy. Anyway, I just want to say to Kim, if you're watching Dennis Rodman lives here.

Here in that one.

And this Rodman lives here. He's your friend. Maybe your only friend and he lives here. He lives right at Newport Beach. Don't fuck with this area.

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