Ep. 433: Dos Nuts Tho with Brian Heater

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2016

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Writer Brian Heater joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of virtual reality porno, Brian's visit to a murder hotel, and Jordan's new update to the Summer Boi protocol. Plus, the guys make a new dank meme and cater to the ASMR community.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse go. I am Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.3	Jordan Morris.
0:15.0	Spoil Detective.
0:15.7	Man, Jordan, I don't even know where to start.
0:17.9	Oh my god. You know what? I would say start at the beginning, but...
0:21.8	Fuck it, we're innovators. Start at... near the end.
0:25.7	Right.
0:26.2	Then do the middle.
0:27.2	Uh-huh.
0:27.8	Then do the end.
0:28.6	Right.
0:29.0	Then do the beginning.
0:30.1	So start at near the end.
0:31.3	Yeah.
0:31.5	Like three quarters of the way through.
0:32.8	Sounds good.
0:33.3	Are you talking about it at the climax or...
0:35.3	Or...
0:37.5	Or you can...
0:38.2	The day you check...
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