You can listen to the professional left on iTunes, Stitcher Radio, or at our website, proleftpod.com,

where you can also contribute to this podcast. There's a PayPal button at our website,

or you can mail us a letter and or contribution at P.O. Box 913, Springfield, Illinois, 62791.

This is the podcast for March 16, 2018. It's not safe for work.

Coming to you live from Just Fire Everybody Friday, it's the professional left with drift glass and blue gal. Hi, my.

We're recording lists on Friday afternoon, and by this time tomorrow morning, I don't know, the entire government might be fired except for the entire Trump family who will run everything.

Yeah, and then they'll be cleaning out the Fox News green room to rehire whoever they're going to put in.

Because it's just reality TV 24-7 now.

Yeah, and they can do it.

And Paul Ryan has decided that he's just going to curl up into a ball under his desk and dream of Einrand novels.

Dream of being John Fultz.

Right.

Jerk off to, you know, Anthem or other obscure shit by Ayn Rand.

You know who, but you know who's making out like a fat rat in these hard times?

I have a feeling you're going to tell me, and I think I know, but go ahead.

We can just stop asking people for money, because our fake sponsor are the good people that

where the good lord split you,

emergency farewell party supplies are doing so well.

They're just writing this giant Ed McMahon novelty checks every week saying,

whatever you're doing, keep doing it because we just can't keep enough stuff in stock.

As you all know, they're still offering the,

you're going to need a bigger cake group discounts for large numbers of people who get fired.

...