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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 431: Spaghetti In My Hands with Hampton Yount

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2016

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Hampton Yount joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of what the word “choad” means, Jordan’s trip to the mob museum, and Jesse’s experience at the circus.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.0

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.6

Welcome to Jordan Jesse go. I'm the host Jordan Jesse. No wait. What's my name?

0:16.0

I think you're Jesse the one America's radius sweetheart. How many times have I said that now Jordan?

0:20.2

Several hundred. Yeah, I mean we've done

0:23.0

250 or 300 episodes we've been doing this show for 10 years. I say that at the beginning of every dang show

0:29.2

I'm also allowed to swear on this show did you know that?

0:32.4

Me no, I didn't I thought I thought every time I had done it up till now had been beeped or you had received a hardy FCC fine

0:39.6

We're putting this on the radio. Yeah, I mean I thought so I mean I guess I had some misconceptions about this show

0:46.9

I've been see my I have a long game in mind

0:49.4

What and that's a long game and that's to bankrupt you

0:54.0

My assumption was that every time I had sweared on this show

0:58.0

You were having to pay

1:00.0

some sort of

1:01.2

Nip slip level fine. Were you hired by my enemy?

1:04.8

So is this a personal vendetta. Oh, yeah, I'm into do you know that I'm into random chaos. Oh, no, I did not know that yeah

1:12.4

like the Joker or

1:15.3

You know, so should I be focusing on getting you back into Arkham asylum?

1:20.6

Yeah, I mean if you can if you can wrangle me

1:23.8

Yeah, but apparently I've done nothing Arkham level

1:28.3

Because apparently nut this has not been working my

1:32.3

My vendetta to financially destroy you hasn't even done a single fucking thing the nine parents isn't on the radio the nine years

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