I think the way you answer this question is going to depend on how you feel about today's episode and your mind how important is your birthday?

So you like how important is your birthday? So think about that number one to ten and like she's saying listen

if he skips over my birthday and does this instead, I think it's done. Welcome

to Certified Mama's Boy Podcast. Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a Mama's boy.

You're not just any Mama's Boy, you're a Certified Mama's Boy and this is the Certified Mama's Boy Podcast.

Yes, hi, how are you? We are in case you're new. Well first up, you've been here for 431 episodes to Certified Mama's Boy Plus.

Thank you so much. If you are new to our podcast, we are based on three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom.

It means we deliver our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom, my co-host Nancy, Nancy, how mom?

Hi, my name. Today is another abbreviated episode of Certified Mama's Boy.

Because I am technically right now, probably depending on when you're listening to this, if you're listening in real time on Tuesday, I'm somewhere in Florida or slash here.

I'm probably ready to come home. Sure, I spend way too much of a theme park and I'm disappointed about that.

After five days in Florida, I'm not going to Florida just a lot.

Obviously, if tape this episode a little early tomorrow, we'll be back to real time shows.

I'll get back and think around five or six and then my mom and I will record Wednesday's episode.

Thank you for your patience.

I mean, my schedule is fine until I've got to do anything where I miss a day and then it's like, oh my god, this is chaos.

Yeah, where you have to do anything that you enjoy in your life.

I know. I haven't enjoyed my life.

You're not enjoying a podcast, but it's just a lot.

It's just a lot. I built my life during quarantine when there was nothing else going on.

I'm like, wait, there's things going on. I've got to go.

It's not your life.

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