Ep. 43 – The REAL Original Cum Boys

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

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🗓️ 9 March 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:02.0	Bonsoir.
0:04.0	Bonsoir. That's French for nice pussy.
0:08.0	J'ai mapelle m'aurice.
0:10.0	I make gay French clown.
0:13.0	That's a, that Jerry Lewis movie plays the gay clown.
0:17.0	Yeah, the gay clown.
0:18.0	They molest the children and afterwards.
0:20.0	Do you save them from the Holocaust?
0:21.0	What a fucking idiot.
0:22.0	You know what's so funny about that movie is like that's totally the movie that I would write if I had the undeserved career that Jerry Lewis had.
0:29.0	In the fuck it just detached himself to Dean Martin and pretended to be retarded.
0:34.0	Yeah, that was his character.
0:36.0	I have too many chromosomes.
0:38.0	I'm retarded.
0:40.0	And then he tried to make a fucking Mel Brooks movie.
0:43.0	Yeah, exactly.
0:44.0	And they had to hide it from the world.
0:46.0	It's, it's, it's, uh, uh, it was more of a tightly kept secret than the Holocaust itself.
0:52.0	Is that Jerry Lewis movie?
0:54.0	What was it called?
0:55.0	The clown.
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