Ep. 43: Sleep Training

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa navigate the judgey minefield of sleep training and barely escape with our lives, plus Theresa goes to a Mommy-and-Me movie and Biz lets Katherine Belle watch a movie NOT made for 4-year-olds. And, we get professional help from pediatric sleep expert Jodi Mindell!

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:27.5	This week on One Bad Mother we talk about sleep training and speak with pediatric sleep expert Jody Mendel.
0:30.0	Woe!
0:32.0	Woe! Woe! Whoo!
0:37.0	You're excited today. You want me to be a total asshole and tell you why?
0:40.0	Yeah. Baby slept through the night.
0:42.0	What? Fuck me! Wait, okay. baby slept through the nights what
0:43.4	Wait, okay let me let me bring you back I know I'm not supposed I know I'm not supposed
0:47.8	I know I know really but that's within you asked and I was like, well, it's a sleep show, so I should totally be the jerk. You should totally be the jerk. Oh, but I do hate you. So wait, clearly we're winning. What is sleep? What does sleep through the night mean? Roughly 9 o'clock till 5 o'clock in the morning.
1:05.0	Dang.
1:07.0	Fuck.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.0	Shit.
1:10.0	The downside is I have to get up and pump in the middle of the night.
1:13.3	Oh yeah, because they hurt so bad.
1:15.1	Yeah, I wake up with the giant.
1:16.9	So if he starts doing that every night, they'll get used to it.
1:19.2	I'm sure.
1:20.2	I'm just perfect mom.
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