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Ep 43: New Year, New Mexico // Tower Of Reckoning

NeoScum

NeoScum

Improv, Comedy, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Games

5757 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2019

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Dak cashes in on a decades-old offer and leads the crew to a place unlike anything they've seen. It's a new year for us and a new day for the NeoScum. // EXPAND SHOW NOTES FOR MORE //

Transcript

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0:00.0

After a shootout at a gas station, the Neo-Sum have made enemies of the dragon worshipping

0:06.8

inhabitants of the Rocky Mountains. Tech Wizard drives Anadu with the rest of the skum coming

0:12.0

too after getting hit by Tech's own mass confusion spell. It doesn't take much time before the

0:17.3

scum get their wits back about them, and lucky for them, they regained consciousness

0:22.0

before another attack. This time, from war-painted fire-wielding mountain warriors. Zanadu makes it

0:28.5

out unscathed while these two are struck down by pox. The crew planned a trek through the

0:33.0

mountains to Aspen where Dak knows a guy who will let them crash for a night. On the way through the winding road, they run into an ambush.

0:40.1

The scum once again clean house escaping, but leaving a forest fire in their wake.

0:45.1

The crew finally make it to Aspen where they beeline it to the home of Dak's old Bo Howie.

0:50.3

Dak is excited to see his old friend, a man whose penis he wants 69ed on a bathroom floor.

0:55.8

Unfortunately, when they get to the house, he isn't there.

0:58.9

What is there is a cute robo doggie with a human brain.

1:02.0

This dog's name is Goodboy.

1:04.5

And Good Boy is sure how he's responsible for an explosion that killed his family and forced him into the body of a dog.

1:10.9

So now, Good Boy's here for revenge. The crew's like, uh, okay, but still embark on a fun

1:16.6

little gumshoe sleuthing to figure out the mystery. Where is Howie? Who killed the good boy's

1:21.9

family? The answer to Where is Howie is buried in his own backyard. Looks like he got into some

1:27.3

heavy shadow running and then got whacked when he tried to get

1:29.6

out.

1:30.2

The answer to question number two, who killed Howie's family?

1:33.6

The answer to that, a keen-eared listener who remembers a one-off joke from episode

1:38.4

eight might be able to piece that one together.

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