Ep 43: Holo Victory
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2012
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
The crew of the Sisyphus are all super excited when Captain Baxter's nemesis Dr. Solaris shows up and threatens to destroy him. Captain Baxter is slightly less excited.
Improvised March 18th, 2012. Title suggested by @tparadox via Twitter.
Starring
Nate Parks as Dr. Solaris, Holographic Darth Vader
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Holographic Abraham Lincoln
Nick Wagner as Ensign Ch'arles Lorem, Holographic Darth Vader
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Bolian First Mate (unnamed)
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Holographic Jeff Probst
Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Ens. Lackey
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | U.S.S. Sisyphus. I have crushed your shields and disabled all of your weapons. |
| 0:08.0 | You have two minutes to surrender your ship to me. |
| 0:12.1 | Cut off sound. Give me options, people. I need them now. |
| 0:14.7 | I feel so exposed. |
| 0:16.8 | How are we even getting this mess? |
| 0:18.9 | His lips are still moving, sir, so maybe he's like like, giving us, like, a way out of this? |
| 0:23.1 | Sometimes they... |
| 0:23.8 | Only way I will release you. |
| 0:26.0 | Otherwise, it will end only with your subjugation to my will. |
| 0:30.4 | I will. Space, the final frontier. |
| 0:59.0 | These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus. |
| 1:04.0 | Its five-year mission, to explore strange new worlds, |
| 1:08.0 | to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before. |
| 1:21.8 | You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter. |
| 1:27.7 | Chris Rathshin as First Corbyn White Hayes. |
| 1:30.9 | Sean Kelly as science officer Crick Watson. |
| 1:33.8 | We're in next dean as chief engineer Fritz Fassbender. |
| 1:37.3 | Irene Marquette as security officer, Lieutenant Lady Cola. |
| 1:41.2 | Nick Wagner as navigation officer Charles Lorum. Mary Kate Walthall as Navigation Officer Charles Lorham. |
| 1:44.7 | Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer, |
| 1:47.5 | Zarlene Zonelson. |
| 1:49.5 | With special guest, Nate Parks as Dr. Solaris. |
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