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Slack.com slash DHQ. Okay, fine. You know what, I'll do it. I'll be the Democratic nominee.

I will, I'll take the job. Nobody else seems to want the job. So, you know, you've twisted

my arm enough and I will, I'll do it. I'm in. I take it.

Now, I know that I don't necessarily check all the boxes ideologically that you need

to be considered a liberal Democrat, but I do have a strong sense of entitlement. And

I do, of course, as you know, have a deep desire to control people. And so, I think that makes

me well qualified to be the Democratic nominee. And that's not to say that I don't believe

in freedom, first of all. That's a myth, you know, that I don't believe in freedom. I

just, I certainly believe, first and foremost, in my own freedom. And I also believe that

everybody else should be free to do the stuff that I want them to do. So, again, my conception

of freedom is identical to the conception of every Democrat who was on the stage last

night. So, just give me the job. Now, as for the debate, most people seem to be saying that

Bernie Sanders was the big winner of the contest last night. So, again, I have to kind of

disagree with conventional wisdom. It seems to me that Bernie was the loser, the biggest

loser, even bigger than Bloomberg, who himself was certainly a loser as well. And I want

to explain why. First of all, you know, let's setting the stage as it were. Everyone, of

course, was landing shots on Bloomberg last night was, it was like watching, it was as

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