Hey, hello! Welcome to the same old year with a different number. I'm Doug Stanhope,

and I'm with my friend Greg Chaley, and we're here to entertain you as best that we can. I'm going to start out with thank yous.

Hey, so I don't miss them, but be... Let's start with Lori Ellerson.

Lori Ellerson sent a box. I was up in Phoenix for the new year and sent a box to Doug in Bingo.

Bingo opened it, only opened it enough to see the side of the box, which is a giant life-sized train set for three-year-olds and up with a track.

Anyway, she's like, oh, what the fuck is that? I don't know, a fan sent it. So I'm like, all right, I can see we've gotten some weird shit.

I can see a fan sending us a three-year-old-spoken train set. It doesn't make sense, but I go out...

Well, now we have someone to regift it to because Michael and Jennifer Bean have a five-year-old demon-seed child that all he wants to do when he comes over is have any push him in a stolen shopping cart that we have here.

And now he can do it by his god damn self.

He did have him on the internet, hitting people with a noodle and something else. Oh, spit wads.

Yeah, oh, that's a... Who was that? Who did that? That was Mackenzie. Mackenzie from Birdcloud. She was here then when the kid, the kid was only allowed over here when I was drunk in one eye, I don't care.

So she got the kid to hit everyone with spit balls, taught them spit balls, and I didn't even realize till she just came back this time.

That was at the height of COVID. I never realized that was akin to poison darts. It was annoying on itself just the spit wads, but then since they were basically...

Never thought of the COVID as Mack. Has Matt spit wads.

So Laura sent this box that I just assumed like Bingo was an actual kid's toy train thing, and then Chaley this morning said, what's in that big box?

I go, some toy train, a weird fan sent. I already promised it to the beans kid. And he goes, that's not a toy train.

So the packaging, I didn't notice where Bingo hadn't unwrapped it the whole way. She just, this is nothing I want, and just left it half wrapped.

Oh yeah, this Scotch tape, that's just a re-voxing of the coolest shit. Laurie sent this, all these vintage pants and jackets and ties. The pants especially, because it's fucking really hard to find that kind of plaid vintage weird pattern.

So yeah, for all of it, thank you very much. And she also sent Bingo some shit should Bingo hasn't opened yet, because I didn't tear half of her package off to see that I don't like it and say give it to the beans.

So thank you. Laurie Ellerson, Tracy is saying, please email your address to stanhopestore at gmail.com. She wants to thank you for that fucking wonderful package.

So I'm sure I'm forgetting some, but the last three Ray Robinson Patrick O'Donnell and someone sent the cut out of just like a fucking eight year old kid or something. I don't know. There was no name attached, but the fucking cutouts still make me giddy.

Have you counted them? I think we're around 30. Yeah, they're all in the back of the mini that we're going to figure out what. What's the capacity for first. I want to win out.

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