Hello. Hi, John. Oh, hello, Merlin. How's it going? Merlin. Hey, John. You're just John. You're just

John, right? Just John. Just John. That's right. No artificial ingredients. No preservatives, no

bovines, hormones. Oh, really? None at all. None. Huh? Huh? Did you ever have concerns about what? I

don't want to call it a diminutive. You're a big guy. Yeah. Did everybody that you were not a

Jonathan? No, no, no, no. Jonathan's are other completely other. And you know, I don't, I don't

know a single Jonathan that really prefers to be called John. Oh, God. You know, you had a guy in

your band called Jonathan. And I think if we put you guys next to each other, I don't think that's

going to be a difficult Pepsi challenge for most people. But you know, John Stewart is Jonathan.

Not a John. The TV man. Yeah. But I think he, um, I think he just settled on John. But it's, I

don't, I bet. Yeah. I bet he had to change, he had to change it at Ellis Island because it was

Johnowitz. I bet you, if you sat down with him and you got him to stop being funny. Uh-huh.

And you're like, let's start getting real. Let's just get serious for a second. Would you have

preferred that your show be late night with Jonathan Stewart? He would say he would look down at the

floor and he would go, yeah, I would, I would have preferred that. That sounds, if I could say that

sounds English. Jonathan. Jonathan Stewart. Late night with John or whatever it's called. The

daily show with Jonathan Stewart. Sounds like something on BBC 7 or something. Yeah, it does. He

sounds like a, uh, he sounds like a, uh, a Grand Prix driver. Oh, Grand Prix. Yeah, you get, you get

John's, you get Jonathan's, you get Johnny's. And then I guess there's Jack's. Yeah. It's, uh,

I think I told you this before, but my, uh, my first pick for, uh, the name of our, our child,

you know, even before they do the tests and everything, you're thinking about names, you're making

lists. And of the, of the, uh, you know, female birth names, uh, my first pick was, uh, very much

up my alley. And that was, I chose the name that I thought, have I told you this story? I don't think

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