Ep 428 - 2 Coffee Shane: Business Genius

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 11.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Go watch Gilly and Keeves "The Special" @ gillyandkeeves.tv Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com YO. Here's a CLASSIC ep for you. Shane's on 2 joes (bizz wizz). Both D.A.W.G.Z. are fresh off a melanated birthday extravaganza and a NFC championship. Naturally ... the cast is hot. Please enjoy. God Bless. Visit http://athleticgreens.com/drenched for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D Support the show by going to https://www.HamiltonDevices.com and use code DRENCHED15 for 15% off Visit thefreezepipe.com and use code DRENCHED for 10% off your order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh my freaking gosh dude. Oh my freaking gosh. I'm excited to see you man. We had such a good time
0:08.8	this week. I know. We did the birthday bash. Unbelievable. Dude, that's black person birthday
0:14.0	bash. It's a black person birthday party. Just filled with honkeys. There's a honkeys doing the black
0:22.6	birthday bash. It was. It was awesome. It was a black birthday bash building. It was dude.
0:26.8	It was. It was black birthday building bash. Bright lights in the birthday bash dude.
0:33.2	I walked in. It was the day after the YAC case race. And oh yeah. I was hurting. And I was like,
0:38.9	I'll just wear this sweatsuit. It'll definitely be in a hopefully a bar like a dark. Yeah, yeah.
0:44.9	Office lighting. It was bright. I looked nuts, dude. No, nobody cared. I look like a fool in front of
0:50.2	everyone. Are you talking about nobody cared? Everyone. All eyes were on me. You think my off
0:53.6	they got approved? I want to say it was jeans and a pan G a t shirt. The pan G a t shirt around all
1:00.1	the kids was making me like I was like thinking about like if I was a kid and I saw my uncle wearing
1:05.2	a pan G a shirt, I'd be like damn uncles fucked up. I have like a really fucked up uncle. I would
1:11.0	dude. It took me a while to get a good pan G a t shirt. There's a lot of bullshit out there.
1:15.1	You have a good. That was the person that I could get. That wasn't a lot of them were just so
1:19.2	overboard. This was straight up map of pan G a regular font pan. The rest of it was like a wish I
1:25.0	could go back to pan G and it was like dude. That's so pretty good. It's doing too much. Yeah.
1:31.2	So I just went straight up. I just want to show people. No bullshit. I'm not fucking around. That's
1:34.4	something I'm not fucking around about. I know. It's like a bumper. It's people bumper sticker it.
1:37.7	They're just like, yeah, where should go back to pan? It's like dude. This isn't a fucking joke, dude.
1:41.3	Yeah. This is what the whole world used to be landlocked. Yes. And we got broken apart by earthquakes.
1:45.9	Bullshit. Why? Why? Basically talked about that in the Bible. Yeah. Everyone knows one. Everyone
1:51.9	knows one group and they broke it apart. Yeah. The tower of Babel. Yeah. It was paying.
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