Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne. America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morrison, boy detective. Beautiful evening and max fun. World headquarters.

The sun dipping below the horizon. Causing its classic burst of color.

Love that classic sun energy.

Spoken like a true plant. I gotta say I'm sad when it goes away because then I don't get

no more food. You meant to plant the grows out of the ground right and not. Photo syntho.

What? Yeah. When bass says your chlorophyll creates nutrients.

That works without a photo right? Yeah. I think that works. You don't need the image macro.

You're a human image macro. This is my new character, a black twitter plant.

It's a plant with all of the hilarious memes from black twitter.

It's just a plant that gets super excited when babies kids comes on BET.

Well, welcome to Jordan, Jesse Goe. Show about, let's be honest, not that much.

I went to an elementary school tour today. I feel blessed, Jordan. I'll tell you why.

Sure. In the Los Angeles Unified School District, there's about four passable elementary schools.

And I happen to live in the zone for one of them. Location location location? You got it.

Okay. Location location elementary school. It's in Mount Washington. Sure, it's named after

Civil War General, a fattiest location. They name a lot of schools in Southern California after

Civil War General. It's named after the legendary fraternal triplets. Fattiest location.

Fattiest location. And Doug Location. Yeah, exactly. Okay. So two important things.

So when you say that there are unacceptable elementary schools, are they these in bad neighborhoods

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