Ep 424: Measure Twice, Go to Ikea Once
Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey
Matt Mira and Doree Shafrir
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Henry's got a new shelf in his playroom thanks to Doree's Ikea trip. We give advice to a listener with "old British eggs" and a listener shares their parental leave saga (spoiler: they're Canadian!).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to Matt and Dory's excellent adventure. I'm Matt. |
| 0:04.3 | I'm Dory. Dory may not have been throwing any super successful |
| 0:09.6 | foyer old birthday parties this weekend, but she did manage to make our |
| 0:16.0 | son's playroom not look like a disaster. |
| 0:22.0 | Thanks to the international Kia. What if I thought that's what I |
| 0:25.7 | Kia looked for? International Kiwi Envelope Association. |
| 0:35.4 | Oh, well, I mean it's not a terrible idea of a name. You could fit Kiwi's in a |
| 0:41.5 | lot of their boxes. Exactly. So beauty of flat pack furniture. |
| 0:44.5 | Yep. You know, you'd think we're past Ikea furniture, |
| 0:49.8 | but our son is not past the key. No, in fact, |
| 0:54.5 | all he was even assembled. Before it was even assembled. He stepped on it and ruined it. |
| 1:01.4 | Yes. That was great. Anyway, Dory brought a bodid giant, you know, one of those cubes storage. |
| 1:09.3 | Alex ones. Let me tell you something. I measured before I bought it. |
| 1:16.0 | And I measured correctly. Measure twice cut once. You know, that's the old adage. |
| 1:21.0 | Measure twice. Go to Ikea once. Yes. I did you go into Ikea? No, I did. |
| 1:29.1 | Click and collect. Click and collect. Is that a new thing? |
| 1:32.4 | I can't imagine being an Ikea with Henry. They started it during the pandemic. |
| 1:36.7 | It's like drive up. I feel like you'd make a run for it. I had zero desire to go |
| 1:42.4 | both to Ikea with Henry and to Ikea on a Saturday. Right, but you did both of those things. |
| 1:48.4 | No, but I didn't go in. Right. They brought it out to me. Sure. |
| 1:54.5 | I was actually just talking about this on forever 35, but that's not going to air for a week for like, |
| 1:59.4 | no, not a week, three or four days. So you'll get a preview of this. |
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