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Slack.com slash DHQ. Matt Lauer has been fired from NBC after apparently assaulting a

staffer here's the video.

We're getting in, ladies. Again, Matt, really? It's the third time this week! Did your

mommy give you those? What? Stop it! You're making me lactate.

Get it while it lasts. That didn't seem so bad. Insiders say Lauer had had many affairs

with staffers before, but those were consensual. News that women had actually consented to

have sex with Matt Lauer sent a thrill of hope through the hearts of untalented turtle

faced leftist narcissists throughout the country. Meanwhile, in news, North Korea fired

off an intercontinental missile that could destroy Washington if it gets there before Washington

just destroys itself. North Korean leader Kim Jong-un issued a statement after the test

saying, quote, now I'm not just a short, fat little psychopath whom women laugh at behind

his back, but I can also kill people on mass. I'm so happy, unquote. Chinese president

Z. Jingping said he had meant to help President Trump deal with the North Korean leader, but

he had a manicure appointment that day, and it slipped his mind.

It's mailbag day here on the Andrew Clayvin's shows, so say a fond farewell to all your

problems or about to solve them. Trigger warning, I am Andrew Clayvin. And this is the Andrew

Clayvin show.

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