Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

Thank you very much. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Wow, what a... sounds like cute people.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sounds like you people have not stopped celebrating

from 420 yesterday. It was 420 yesterday or as you know how I call it Christmas. But,

no everybody was celebrating it over at the United Terminal. They had dragged a guy off

Jefferson Airplane. Now it's a hard day for Republicans. They have to decide which they

hate more. Medical or marijuana. I mean what? You've got a plan. The healthcare plant, Trump.

Did you see him the other day? The healthcare plant. He said this word for word. The plan

gets better and better and better and it's gotten really good and a lot of people are liking it a lot.

And then a fanca gave him a lollipop. So I mean...

These people... I don't want to say their head is up there as but they misplaced an aircraft

carrier this week. That's kind of hard. Did you see that? Trump... Trump... Like a week ago

said, you know, because we're about to go to war with North Korea. No biggie. Trump said we have

an armada heading towards North Korea. Actually it was heading the exact opposite direction. Halfway

around the world. Who knew maps were so complicated? Nobody... Nobody... Nobody knew.

It's okay. We fixed this. Trump put Jared Kushner in charge of figuring out which way is East.

Well... He's new to confrontations with North Korea. His first idea was to make Hawaii build a wall.

Did you... Speaking of Hawaii, did you see what our attorney general Jeff Sessions

said about Hawaii? This guy is from Alabama, by the way. He was... He was bitching about Trump's

travel ban being struck down by a court in Hawaii and he said, again, word for word. I really

am amazed. He said that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific

can issue an order that stops the president. Yeah, what do they think they are? A state

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