Welcome into the show, everybody.

I have to say I'm glad that this impeachment saga is over.

I think I probably speak for lots of people right now.

And I put so much effort into covering the impeachment thing

on my show that it was getting exhausting.

And that's why I'm grateful.

And by so much effort, I mean that I almost completely ignored it.

I mean, I put in almost zero effort in covering it,

which I actually consider to be perhaps my greatest professional

achievement, ignoring impeachment this entire time,

and the greatest kindness that I could have possibly bestowed upon you,

the audience.

So you're welcome for that.

Trump is now acquitted, of course, as a result that was absolutely

ensured from the very beginning of this extremely pointless spectacle.

The only person to vote for conviction, of course, was Mitt Romney.

Only person in Trump's party to vote for conviction, I should say, was Mitt Romney,

along with every single Democrat.

A decision by Romney that I don't personally find, especially objectionable.

I know that I'm somewhat maybe not entirely alone,

but I know probably most people don't feel that way, at least on the right.

I think Mitt Romney did what he thought was the right thing to do.

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