Hello.

Hi, John.

Hi, Merlin.

How's it going?

Two minutes early.

I don't like to talk about the show on the show, but you're two minutes early.

I'm two minutes early.

Two minutes too early.

Killing the unborn in the womb!

That's not what I'm doing.

Tasing the redskins back to their homes.

You know who loves history is Iron Maiden.

They love history.

They do.

All their songs sound like troops galloping. You know, the charge of the Light Brigade, not a great idea. No, it turned out, it turned out, it didn't work out for them. John, is that a classic pincer maneuver? It's even worse than a pincer maneuver, right? It's more like you just, you see a pincer and then you walk into it. Yeah, that's right. They rode into a... Is it a cattling or the cedling, John? I think they did the old West thing where they rode into a canyon and they didn't look up. You don't want to do that. No, that's bad. Is, you know... Have I heard correctly, it's important that the position, when you're in some kind of a martial situation, it's best to, it's all about position, right?

It's about position, Merlin.

That's absolutely right.

It's a position, position, position, as they say.

I love the Army agents are always saying.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, and it's true because like when my father was in Korea, the story goes, I believe this is a true story.

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