Ep. 420: You Gotta Nugget That with Josie Long

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2016

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Josie Long, England's number one celebrity, joins Jordan and Jesse for the second week of MaxFunDrive 2016. Jordan's local Shakey's Pizza Parlor has upped their game, Josie loves eating in America, and Jesse's son Simon has an ambitious new project. Plus, Jordan has a new incentive to add to the list of MaxFunDrive bonuses for new and upgrading donors! Go to MaximumFun.org/Donate to support the shows you love.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.2	Jordan Morris, boy detective. How are you friend?
0:16.6	I'm doing good. Saw funny sign on the way in.
0:19.2	Well, how do you do?
0:21.2	I mean, is this something we want to like tease? Do I, you know, do I hit people with the funny sign?
0:26.6	I mean, what would we do? Do we introduce our guests and talk about the funny sign?
0:29.7	I don't know. How do you want to do this?
0:31.5	I'm, I'm, because I'm, I feel like I am paralyzed by delight.
0:36.4	Uh-huh. So my decision making is shit right now.
0:39.1	Right. Because you're having a hard time even moving your extremities.
0:41.9	Yeah. Because of the delight.
0:43.4	Uh-huh. Can I, can I, that was bit by a snake earlier?
0:45.6	Can I give you an as if I know you're a method podcaster?
0:48.4	Sure. Thank you. Uh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's very important to me.
0:52.5	It's as if you are Oprah. Mm-hmm.
0:54.9	And you saw a delightful sign on the way over. What would you do then?
0:59.6	I think what I would do. Yeah.
1:03.4	Be is ask you my friend Gail, uh-huh, who is delightful on CBS this morning by the way.
1:08.8	Yes. Yes. A lot of people think that I'm Charlie Rose on CBS this morning.
1:13.2	No, but I'm not. I am Gail from Gail and Oprah.
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