Thanks, giving is here, but it's hard to be thankful when Russia has taken over our democracy.

The White House has run by a lunatic fascist and white supremacists are running rampant through our streets, carrying assault weapons with chainsaw bayonets, while women cower in fear that Republicans will grab their crutches.

If Democrats ever let go of them long enough for Republicans to get hand in.

Fortunately, there's a solution. Turn off CNN because in real life things are actually pretty damn good.

Meanwhile, with Charlie Rose-Fire, Democrat John Connors under attack, and one of the founders of Pixar stepping down as the sex scandal spread, the late Andrew Breitbart actually left conservative heaven and came back to Earth to deliver this message to Hollywood, Congress, and the press.

Stop raping people. Stop raping people! Stop raping people. Stop raping people. Stop raping people! Stop raping the people!

Breitbart was ahead of his time. We have the mailbag coming up, so if you still have any problems left, prepare to have them solve trigger warning on Andrew Kleven, and this is the Andrew Kleven show.

I'm a hunky-dunky life is to get even

There's a ringy also sing

Hunky-dunky-dunky

Ships you tipsy topsy

No, I'm just a bit easy

It's so wonderful, don't worry

It's me, I'm the sing

Full, rather brave

Full, rather brave

I cracked myself up there

Which is a good thing because I'm the last person left in LA

People in this studio, it's like one of those apocalyptic zombie movies

Look at this, if you're watching

You gotta look at this picture of the traffic leafing in LA yesterday

It's unbelievable, I mean, that is what Los Angeles looks like

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