Hey y'all,

welcome back to heaving bosoms. The podcast were two best friends, recap and review romance novels, while giggling, snorting, and generally

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This week we're actually going to jump right in and finish up our discussion of the

Kiss Quotient by Helen Huang. I hope you read it.

Yeah, yeah. Hi. Hi, Errin.

Hello, Melanie.

So I just came right from putting Emper down for a nap.

Uh-huh.

And it made me think about that time that you moll-shamed everyone in... I think in like... What was it was an episode was that?

No, you were like, it's not like she had some big scary mole on her face or anything.

I'm not saying people with big moles on their face don't deserve love or aren't

attractive. I'm just saying it's a higher hurdle than being thin. Fair. What I'm saying is she was so upset that she was small as if that, as if she'd never

get a man because she was small and I'm like you're acting like it's a mole.

Indeed, indeed.

Well let me tell you a little story about nap time, shall I?

Okay.

Amber was reclined on me, like he had his, he had his little tummy against my tummy and it was all cute.

And then he put his hand up to cut my cheek like the sweetest little cherub that ever happened

and he felt the slightly, the slightly, what's the right word, dome shaped, raised skin.

Raised skin that is a mole on my cheek and he pops up off my shoulder and he touches

it and he goes mama nipple.

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