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The Political Orphanage

Ep. 42 | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Death of Math | Guest: Liz Wolfe

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Socialism has returned to America in the form of a crotchety senator from Vermont and a vivacious young lady from the Bronx. Liz Wolfe, managing editor at The Federalist and Playboy contributor, joins Heaton to discuss the more egregious aspects of AOC's policy proposals, and the irritating potshots her detractors make instead of solid arguments.

Transcript

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You're going to. Hello and I'm your host Peter O'Toole and I join you today from the Nation's

0:17.0

Autee and I'm your host Peter O'Toole and I join you today from the

0:22.2

Nation's Capital, which? America? Which capital? Washington, D.C. Why am I here? Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal. It's certainly legal. And I'll be joined by Liz Wolf, who is a managing editor at the Federalist and a contributing

0:35.2

writer at Playboy. So interesting combination there we're going to talk about

0:38.5

Alexandria Acasio Cortez but before we do that I do have to pay the bills, so let's give a quick shout out to today's sponsor.

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1:41.6

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