give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

Jordan Jesse go I am Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart Jordan Moore's boy detective oh Jordan

I've got I've got big news for the Jordan Jesse go fan come on out um wait is so okay hold on

who is this news for is this for you know the casual listener who dips in every now and then or

you know maybe the new listener who tuned in for our great guest today is that for them or is

this for is this for die hard is this for people who have you know manila folders full of our press

clipping Jordan how long have we been doing this show boy seven years secures how many times have

I done anything that didn't alienates everyone who hasn't listened to every episode oh good point

okay yeah so hey casual fans maybe fast forward a little bit or I don't know just keep driving

I'll give it check your texts as as many as many regular listeners know there are two major

psychodromas going on in my home at the moment involving my son Simon who's four years old one is

his continuing battle with the eyes and nose light the eyes and nose light is a street lamp outside

of our house that he thinks looks like it has eyes and a nose now again just thinking of these

thinking of these casual listeners right probably say how old your son is I said four oh okay did

you okay okay I thought maybe they were envisioning some sort of seven six eight definitely

were developmentally disabled 16 year old um uh it's okay so he's got this continuing battle with his

worst enemy the eyes and nose light and he has an alter ego which is when he takes the ikea

the ikea uh uh uh uh uh comforter that's on his bed puts it over his head when he's supposed to be

sleeping and then walks out into the living room uh this is called blanket plump um blanket

plump is completely distinct from Simon he will not answer to Simon when he's got the blanket over

his head his name is blanket plump and all you can do is ask blanket blanket plump to go to sleep

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